I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME
i came out to have a fun time and honestly im feeling so attacked right now
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses
but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?
oh my god I’m laughing so hard
This bike may not have been the fastest, but it was the most delicious. A real Tour de French Toast situation here.
Denny’s what the fuck
it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet
i say we demand change
I have to give you credit for that one
A strong independent dog who don’t need no man
I like the way you think, Coke.