i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know
are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?
idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian
WE DID THE MASH
*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*
WE DID THE MONSTER MASH
*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*
THE MONSTER MASH
*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*
IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH
an app that tells you how Raven something is
*friend inadvertantly mixes up order of words* OH MY GOD DUDE YO U ARE SO HIGH YOUR EYES ARE SO RED DO YOU NEED EYEDROPS HOW ARE WE GETTING PAST YOUR PARENTS
Oscar-Winning Django Unchained, by Quentin Tarantino.