hi there it's katie

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I'm obsessed with lots of things.

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notagirloraboy:

I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME

nighthooker:

i came out to have a fun time and honestly im feeling so attacked right now

  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me



Track: Turn Down For Hwat
Artist: Hank Hill
Album: Hwat - Single

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard

drain-seeker:

Fake Geek Girls (x)

meatbicyclevevo:

dennys:

This bike may not have been the fastest, but it was the most delicious. A real Tour de French Toast situation here.

Denny’s what the fuck

communistbakery:

stop-otp-stop:

communistbakery:

it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.