tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

(Source: tacomonster420)

tomfletcherscats:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast

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arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

frick-n-furter:

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

dadvevo:

my crush: hi

me:image

(Source: brititsh)

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puertorockin:

an app that tells you how Raven something is

Straight White Boy Problem #233

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*friend inadvertantly mixes up order of words* OH MY GOD DUDE YO U ARE SO HIGH YOUR EYES ARE SO RED DO YOU NEED EYEDROPS HOW ARE WE GETTING PAST YOUR PARENTS


Oscar-Winning Django Unchained, by Quentin Tarantino.

Oscar-Winning Django Unchained, by Quentin Tarantino.

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samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

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