hotsinglezombies:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly)

iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

(Source: walk-sleepinq)

generally:

im fuckin dying 

generally:

im fuckin dying 

darrynek:

what she says: no

what she really means: no

(Source: panerasexual)

(Source: shauneezy)

what-mom:

normal people: I honestly don’t care.

me: tbh idc lol.

(Source: what-mom)

(Source: illkim)

royalbloood:

communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped

*maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*

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(Source: royalbloood)

me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy

hanierose:

lackthelighttoshowtheway:

This sort of behavior used to irritate me until I learned about how invasive paparazzi are in America. There are no laws against it.
I’ve also realized, that by flipping off the camera, the pictures can’t be sold to magazines because of “profanity”. So really, she’s just protecting herself.

i did not know that.

midorieyes:

Clients From Hell is my new favorite website omg.

njy2:

sexidance:

me when my grandma tells me something in mexican

IN MEXICAN? I hope your grandma smacks you with the broom

(Source: screamandshout)