jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

(Source: kardashianjpeg)

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

(Source: ridge)

queermarauders:

*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

jephahowards:

i wish i was as pretty as my icon

(Source: zedoaria)

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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(Source: ohzayns)

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

im-heem:

80HD

im-heem:

80HD

(Source: skyphoi)

americanpies:

one time in 8th grade this annoying kid in my class turned to me and was like hey guess what and i was like what and he was like YOURE ADOPTED LOLOLOL and the kid next to me was like dude no she actually is adopted so then he bought me lunch for a week

Reblog if you want anonymous questions.

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